Undercover Aficionado Gifts

'I'm a simple man really beneath the code words and the black ops and the multitude of fake passports.'

'That's what I call a perfect cover for your Australian assignment, 007'

'That's right, buster, I'm not really Rex, your faithful hunting dog, I'm Agent Baxter of the Fish and Wildlife Service, and you're under arrest for poaching'

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

The Origami Society...

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

Jeff Tweedy caricature.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Clandestine cows.

"I'm retired now - since I sold my 'know when you're naughty or nice' technology to NSA last year."

'Did anyone hand in a mature stilton last week?'

"My husband is missing. I haven't seen him since he started wearing camouflage clothes."

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

'You're not supposed to block off an area to look for your contact lens.'

'We will conduct the background check. Our fortune, Madame Zula, will conduct a complimentary future check.'

Want to hear a secret? Every time they put a nut in my mouth, I give it a little lick.

"I just installed a home security monitor."

"This time it's curtains for you, Black Bart!"

"I'm so sorry, there is nothing I can do for him anymore...he must have been offline for at least 10 hours..."

How wire-tapping began. Is that some kind of eavesdropping equipment? Sort of

'I see you worked in government research - what kind?'

'Darlin', what's an adjective for a two-timin', heart-breakin' outlaw that rhymes with iPod?'

"Something has to change....my life is turning into pure hell."

"Watch yourself, stranger. I've got an itchy trigger finger."

'I bet you thought I'd forgotten our anniversary.'

Undercover Agent

Internet Dude

'Looks like these little critters are not asexual after all.'

"I've got a little job for you, Kretchmer. I want you to infiltrate the I.R.S. and sow the seeds of compassion."

"I'll have Envy for starter, Greed for Main and Lust to follow."

"Every two days we create more content than existed since the dawn of civilisation."

'It's from the bloke on the other island. It reads; Help. I'm stranded on a desert island.'

Ain't No One Ever Messed With Cactus Arm Johnson

"Tuna and chicken bone breakfast smoothie. We were going to surprise you."

"I know we have some invisible ink somewhere but we can never find it..."