Undercover Fanatic Gifts

CIA HQ. There are lots of stupid ways for agents to blow their cover, but a "God Bless America" ringtone?!

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

The Family Joules: Part 21

Science fiction fans on other planets

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

Batman's Baby

'This is Bob - our secret agent of change.'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Superheroes League. Just to avoid an argument, don't refer to Superman as "The Man of Steel" in front of Iron Man.

"Saving Lois Lane a dozen times doesn't mean you can claim her as a dependent on your taxes."

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

Clandestine cows.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Catman

Futuristic Teenagers.

'Oh no! It's VAT man!'

"I'm a soul trader."

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."

The Awful Lawfuls Chapter 4

Superman's laundry

Waiting For Superman

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.