Undercover Fanatic Gifts

"Hulk no can be mad at Mr. Puppy Face"

It soon became apparent that the vicar was an undercover journalist.

"Unfortunately, once the child contracts Pokémon, he lives with it forever."

"Harry Potter and the People Who Care Way Too Much About Harry Potter"

"I did the math. If we want to read all of Proust in this lifetime, we have to start tomorrow morning."

"I witnessed something I can never unsee." "What happened, little buddy?" "Some guy walking out of the 'Wolverine' premiere shouted spoilers to the crowd that was waiting to see the second show." "A bunch of the fans who were dressed in costumes got so angry they attacked him." "I don't think I can ever unsee five Pyros and a Colossus beating a Happy Hogan with plastic flamethrowers." "Happy Hogan had it coming."

Science fiction fans on other planets

"It's good you're avoiding radioactive pieces of your destroyed home planet that deprive you of your superpowers... but you should also watch the sodium."

"Peter Parker is Spiderman! Clark Kent is Superman!! Bruce Wayne is Batman!"

'Relax, we're letting you go. Your insurance didn't go through.'

"You're not a real fan. You're just dressed up like a slut for attention."

Clandestine cows.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Futuristic Teenagers.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Catman

'I'm not saying I won't eat left-brained people's brains, but I prefer right.'

'I'm quite impressed with your bloodthirstiness but we won't be able to offer you health benefits eternally.'

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

"Chills, Randy. I feel chills. And I can't move." "And I can't remember the last time my palms were this sweaty." "This must've been what people felt like when they heard the Allies were finally invading Normandy on D-Day." "No way any movie can live up to this hype." "Wolverine day is almost upon us." "We are about to embark upon the great crusade..."