Fearless Fanatic Gifts

Chiller Theatre

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

"I loved the bit where you hid under the seat."

"It's a complicated time for needle phobics."

Futuristic Teenagers.

'He thinks there's an evil robot from the future in his closet.'

Horror writer.

"I don't know-somehow the city seems much scarier than when I was a kid."

"Why do you need to know if I've made a will?"

'If we had any guts we'd get out of here!'

"They call this a universal charger?"

"He hates his six-monthly visits."

'That's my last signing of the cross if you're going to double-cross me like that!'

"That's what I like about you Smedley - you're not afraid to show fear!"

When psychics fight.

"It was buried only last month, but we couldn't wait."

A fortune-teller working her new big plasma crystal ball.

"I'm from the future. . . you're running low on the Chateau Margaux '86."

"I'm from the future and, yes, we are still carrying around those little water bottles."

You need to transfer your fear of the falling stock market into a healthy activity. Try skydiving.

'You didn't have to be so realistic about your fear of the unknown!'

'You are being completely duped by a stranger! She says she can foretell your future, but she is just a con artist...'

Resistance.

Mood Swings

Madame Zsa Zsa: Closed Due to Unforeseen Circumstances.

'I stay out of the sun and use a fan: That way, I don't need to roll in the mud to keep cool...'

The Hellish Sermon