Fearless Heights Fanatic Gifts

'You're not keen on this climb, are you?'

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Remember how you advised me to get a dangerous hobby to build up my self-esteem and impress people? Well, all the dangerous hobbies were already taken. You wrestle alligators

Mr Tom Noddy's First Day With the Hounds Pt. 4

'To be honest, that's all most people read.'

"The Curse of the robot followers: At first, Rob was thrilled with the all the attention and followers."

A Friend in Need.

"I'm on Twitter and I get the feeling I'm not being followed."

"So there you are—I thought I heard someone squishing moodily about the moors."

'One nice thing about this, it has overcome my fear of height.'

'Your mum says it's okay for you to sleep over in my pouch.'

"It's a deal. Help me find the acorns I buried and I'll help you find your bones."

Sherlock Holmes investigating a washing machine.

"Don't leave me dangling!"

'That's my last signing of the cross if you're going to double-cross me like that!'

"It's not enough -- others must follow me on social media."

'35,000 twitter followers, but no real friends...'

"Am I not being funny enough?"

"I grew up in a circus and jumping through flaming hoops was no big deal! Asking Mummy on a date though, now that, Darling, required real courage!"

Balloon Thrill Ride

Dear valued customer - Due to a defect in the parachute you purchased from us, it fails to open in midair. Just FYI. Bring it to us for an adjustment at your earliest convenience. Have a nice day.

"Well, if you don't count yourself, how many followers do you have?"

'We first got together when his tribe laid him off,'

The Hellish Sermon

Mood Swings

"Chasing high net worth clients is a fast moving game. . . it's not just bakers and financiers we need to understand. . ."

"This is your captain speaking. It's such a nice day that we won't be taking off. We're driving there."

Around the World By Balloon.

Wrap it in bubbles We don't have time for your stupid games, Fenwick We need to get this thing shipped to Philly,,, Now

"A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

So Emma's like, "You told him that?" and Sarah goes, "Well, yeah, hello!" and Emma's like, "No way!" and

"Heads up, Mr. B. Come February, we make the switch to high-def booze."

I blew it. I lost my Twitter followers and my Facebook followers. All I did was ask if they like me. Objective failure. Never be that vulnerable. People hate that kind of weakness. But, in the end, you can't help it. It's your nature. So people didn't like my true nature? But you like me, right? Please rephrase this sort of question so you don't look like such an idiot!

There are almost 3000 subscribers to my YouTube channel. I have 1275 Twitter followers and 1836 Instagram followers. Plus I have 2723 Facebook friends. What about you, Ernie? I have one dog. You win.

"Do you know how many followers I've got?"