High-def Fanatic Gifts

"Heads up, Mr. B. Come February, we make the switch to high-def booze."

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

Film Festival. Events. Screenings. Ernie attends these festivals in costume. He's gone over to the dork side!

What's an Imax cave?

Reese Witherspoon

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Werewolves of London..."

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

Giant slug attacks a city

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

Star Wars Audience

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"Hold on, that's my Mom dressed up like 'Xena, Princess Warrior'....real mature, Mom!"

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"What the hell, sweetheart―if you want it, it's yours!"

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."