High-def Fanatic Pillows

"Heads up, Mr. B. Come February, we make the switch to high-def booze."

'Houston, I'm prepared to land...'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"I think I may have stumbled on something, Walpole."

"Houston - you will Not believe this!"

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"Werewolves of London..."

"I hate it when the damned things decide they need to get out and burn off some calories."

"Death Star? Is that in the Valley?"

Giant slug attacks a city

* Let's stop here, they seem nice!

"Messenger, dost thou bring me good news or dost thou bring me bad news?"

"Before vaporizing this one, we need to file an environmental impact report."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"He was sent here from the future to terminate me, but then he really got into grilling."

"Which part are you reading for?"

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"No! I am your father!" "Noooooo!"

'Mother, there's something you're not telling me about that alien invasion, I can feel it!'

"What the hell, sweetheart―if you want it, it's yours!"

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

Star Wars Audience