Computer Fanatic Pillows

'Your case is baffling, Mr. Sims. I'm going to have to refer you to a geek.'

"While you were out - I sorted that computer problem!"

It's a male thing - I saw a toaster with power assist, and I bought it.

'I trust these equations settle the argument, Professor Lang. It's your round.'

Useless add-ons.

It appears to be some sort of computer virus.

"I want one that detects intrusions by hackers, then blows their computers to bits!"

Thank God It's Friday.

Facebook For Dogs.

"I'm being punished. I have to stay out of Wi-Fi range for an hour."

Essex computer.

STRIP Hambone: Number cruncher

Silicon Vale

'I think I set the security level, on my anti virus software, too high. Whenever I access anything it is automatically deleted.'

"At least you have taste when it comes to your computer's wallpaper."

"What, another live person?! Listen, do you have any computers over there I can speak with?"

"Don't worry Mac, I'll have that happy face back in no time."

'I guess this is what we get for going to a discount web-page designer.'

'I cam for your obsolete operating system.'

we wanted to get rid of all the 'superbugs' but they were the only one's who understood the new it system

"...and another thing...stop referring to me as user-friendly"

"I looks like a Martian dropped their phone. And by the size of it, I hope they're friendly."

"Someone just pinched my mobile phone"

"I asked my investment advisor for something that was low cost, easy to manage, and also functions on its own. He suggested an index fund or a robo vac."

Woman rushing her computer to the doctor.

"I think we're named after computer passwords."

STRIP Hambone: "System been down long?"

"Memory? It has too much memory. Still holds a grudge."

"You'll be on the road most days, but when you do come in, this will be your docking station."

"My computer tower is so big and old, I had to rent a forklift to remove it from my home."

"Sorry, closed today. Our humans are down."

"He's young and eager to change the world, but I'd be happy if he'd just change his underwear."

'Sorry, sweetie -- they're not that kind of cookies.'

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