Framing Fanatic Pillows

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Framing. Folks, how about leaving two inches between the picture and frame? More! No, less! the border is a very controversial subject.

I always frame yours, J.B.

'It's a copy of my first royalty cheque...I cashed the original to pay for the frame!'

Cave Man Hanging Framed Cave Paintings

Where your mind & battle are los

Adult Courses. It's so hard keeping the information from different classes separate! I'm talking film history and psychology. I failed a test because I said a "psychopath" is the walkway Norman Bates took home. I also confused geography and aeronautics. I said the "great plains" are located at an Air Force testing base in the California desert. My worst nightmare was confusing the thinks ti learned in driver's education and statistics. But at least I now know it's driving where you must st

'Have you tried our home-made wine?'

"I kid you not, blood was oozing from the walls! Unfortunately, it was fake: I had stumbled on the set of a horror movie..."

Department of Theatre, Film and Television: Lights...Camera...Unemployment!

"We just watched a hypermovie!"

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"It turns out that if you give a hundred monkeys a hundred typewriters, eventually they'll turn out the work of Tarantino."

Star Wars vs Star Trek

What's an Imax cave?

"Werewolves of London..."

Friday

'You wanted to be a wine maker in the worst way, Paul - and you've succeeded.'

'I'm sending another scam email requesting money to help free Willy...'

Giant slug attacks a city

'Thanks, we really appreciate this. Yeah, the middle button. Don't worry, it's auto-focus - just aim and shoot.'

Star Wars Audience

'Huh? Little Airmyn?'

"Want to deal with some unresolved issues or just get another movie."

"My favourite movie is Mrs Fire, without doubt."

"If I knew when this was going to end, it wouldn't be so stressful."

"Haven't you already seen this movie, like, a hundred times?"

"Which part are you reading for?"

Remember . . . If at first you do succeed, make sequels!'

Hollywood producer.

Starvation Watching

Cinemuck

John Barth wrote "Everyone is necessarily the hero of his own life story." That he did, little buddy. But what if a person spends most of his life watching tv, films, Youtube, Instagram, Facebook, etc? What if my -- I mean, this person's -- life story is watching other people's life stories? Does that make other people the hero of this person's story? Sometimes I don't know where I end and Kanye begins. That'd be somewhere around Kim Kardashian.

"Didn't read the book, missed the movie, but I've been to the theme park."