Flipping Fanatic Pillows

"Looks like you need some more practice with your pancake flipping skills, David!"

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Friday

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

The last song before the party exploded.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"That explains all the cavities."

Champagne Charlie.

"I'm a soul trader."

Freestyling.

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

'He has really taken to the training.'

Cheerleaders

Helicopter

"It's improv night."

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

Fingers

Cave Man Hanging Framed Cave Paintings

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

MEGASTUDIOS, INC., 'I've GOT it! - Winnie-the-Pooh VERSUS the Smurfs!'

Ginger was born to dance.

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

"Do they make my feet look big?"

I always frame yours, J.B.

"Ugh! Damn floss..."