Flipping Fanatic Pillows

"Looks like you need some more practice with your pancake flipping skills, David!"

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"I may not know much about art, but I do know what's suitable for framing."

Friday

The last song before the party exploded.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"Well, he looks alive as of 10 minutes ago, but the stream is frozen."

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

'Isn't it cute how Roscoe dances around when I come home?'

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"That explains all the cavities."

Champagne Charlie.

Freestyling.

Helicopter

Cheerleaders

'He has really taken to the training.'

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

"It's improv night."

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'I dreamed I was flying and I had airline food.'

Cave Man Hanging Framed Cave Paintings

"I'll take your word for it. You don't have to show me your used floss."

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

Fingers

"True, you have irreconcilable differences, but they're mainly about flossing."

I always frame yours, J.B.

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

"Do they make my feet look big?"

Ginger was born to dance.

"Ugh! Damn floss..."

Flying 101: Keep landings equal to take offs.