Flip Fanatic Pillows

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"They're flipping to see who pays for the meals!"

Cheerleaders

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

How to deliver a successful presentation.

Mr Metrosexual.

The last song before the party exploded.

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

"Devi's brew?"

"The trees are laughing at us."

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"That explains all the cavities."

The Horn of Unanswered Email

Champagne Charlie.

People of the Fall

Freestyling.

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

"It's improv night."

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

'It occurs every fall, sir.'

"Sorry, nature calls, I'll be back in five minutes: Suzie, you're in charge..."

Back to School

"I want you to meet these guys-they've got the hottest new stupid thing on the Internet."