Flip Fanatic Gifts

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"They're flipping to see who pays for the meals!"

Cheerleaders

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

"I think I've found the most comfy jeans."

How to deliver a successful presentation.

"Say, when did you get so fluff?"

Mr Metrosexual.

Dr, Wagner's dental floss spider web made going to the dentist much more appealing to kids,

The last song before the party exploded.

'I think he's doing ok, the coach says he has the attention span of a goldfish.'

'For heaven's sake, Lois, when are you going to give up this mad dieting of yours?' (woman falls through drain).

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

"Devi's brew?"

"The trees are laughing at us."

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

Fat Kid 3- Pet slug runs amok (colour)

Vista Acres - A tanned community.

"That explains all the cavities."

The Horn of Unanswered Email

Champagne Charlie.

People of the Fall

"I'm a soul trader."

"Mental note to self: rethink theory of survival of the fittest."

Freestyling.

Things you forgot to tell me about getting older: "You're going to need bigger tooth floss."

A gondolier walks into the ocean wearing a gondola shaped float.

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

"It's improv night."

Man crushing grapes with flippers.

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