Slide Fanatic Gifts

Captain Pointy No.23 - Stuck on a stakeout

'That's it then - I'll take the slinky high-heeled cocktail number in a 5 and the everyday workshoe in a 7...'

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"Bless You."

'Never mind about buying that trampoline. I love your new bed!'

Mister Pretty Shoes

'I just finished the floors, so they better stay clean!'

"The trees are laughing at us."

"Devi's brew?"

"I love November - the crunch of leaves underfoot... the crisp air... the holiday markets..." "... it getting dark by mid-afternoon..." "Okay, that's less enjoyable."

'What great fall blooms. These flowers make yummy pumpkin pie spice!'

"Pumpkin spice has been very good to me."

'Dear, could you hold it down to a light snow flurry?'

It's an experiment.

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

The Horn of Unanswered Email

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

People of the Fall

"Pssst .. kid! What's the latest on global warming?"

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

Staycation Photos

Cheerleaders

"The sweet smell of the leaves and the rain make fall such a refreshing time!"

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

"Another successful year!"

Trampoline company chart showing ups and downs.

"Fall is coming, Snickers. We must pumpkin spice everything."

Back to School

"Now go out there and give not just a good powerpoint presentation, but a great powerpoint presentation!!"

'Van Helsing, I've told you that just Holy Water isn't enough to kill count Snowcula! You need HOT Holy Water!'

'It occurs every fall, sir.'

September Song.

'Deer ski-jumping across a road.'

'Too steep, eh Earl?'