Slide Aficionado Gifts

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Extra Long-jump

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

"Another successful year!"

'Too steep, eh Earl?'

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

Extreme Bowling.

'I love that new horse smell.'

Freudian slide

A Very Freudian Slip

You guys are losers! You sleep through the entire winter. You don't see a snowfall, experience the holiday season, or get to watch the Super Bowl! Don't listen to him. He envies us because people travel hundreds of miles to see the spectacular colorful show we put on every fall. He's just a jealous coniferous tree. All he can do is try to needle us!

"Did you remember to get dog good?"

Captain Pointy No.23 - Stuck on a stakeout

'Thank you for joining me for tonight's slide flute recital!'

Business Slides.

"Which brings us to my next point."

Glissando!

"Hot sun, metal slide . . . not a good combination!"

Ingenuity

'It's broken.'

'I wonder if he's going to throw in a few pathology slides to break the monotomy.'

'Oh boy, someone's in trouble!'

I wish I'd never bought them that swing!

A man is mopping a floor with a banana peel mop and a bucket of oil.

Kids - who'd have em?

"Thank you, Phillips, but I think this graph makes my point without the aid of a slide whistle."

"No, you don't log onto it. You get on it."

A dinosaur, a bearded man and a man on a swing

Humpty Dumpty.

'He tries to fly all the time, but actually never gets airborne!'

Mobsters sending a victim down a water slide wearing cement shoes