Slide Lover Gifts

'It's broken.'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

Yay! A swing! - 'Cool.' - 'Uncool.' -

"Now go out there and give not just a good powerpoint presentation, but a great powerpoint presentation!!"

"Another successful year!"

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

'Too steep, eh Earl?'

Fizz Wipples All-Stars (Except for the second trumpet and the drummer).

Patron Saint of Clowns...St. Pie-us

Giraffe swing

Extreme Bowling.

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

Penguins - one is skating.

Business Slides.

'Thank you for joining me for tonight's slide flute recital!'

"You were right, dear, slippers, shiny floor and a grouting gun don't mix."

Freudian slide

Well, we're not animals.

Penguin wearing Slippers

Captain Pointy No.23 - Stuck on a stakeout

"Aw, c'mon ma, just five more minutes. . ."

"Hot sun, metal slide . . . not a good combination!"

Glissando!