Slide Lover Gifts

'It's broken.'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"Hey! I can see the Empire State Building!"

'I'm sure I could lie on my back waving my feet in the air if I could play the saxophone.'

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Mother pushes twins on a double-decker swing.

"Maybe you need some kind of app to make it work."

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

"Another successful year!"

'Can we go back home now, Granny?'

"Now go out there and give not just a good powerpoint presentation, but a great powerpoint presentation!!"

Yay! A swing! - 'Cool.' - 'Uncool.' -

'Too steep, eh Earl?'

Fizz Wipples All-Stars (Except for the second trumpet and the drummer).

Extreme Bowling.

Giraffe swing

'I need something with a huge cargo rack and unlimited mileage.'

Penguins - one is skating.

Freudian slide

Captain Pointy No.23 - Stuck on a stakeout

Business Slides.

"You were right, dear, slippers, shiny floor and a grouting gun don't mix."

Penguin wearing Slippers

"Aw, c'mon ma, just five more minutes. . ."

Abraham Lincolns slippers.

"Hot sun, metal slide . . . not a good combination!"

Glissando!

A stone age tire swing

'I wonder if he's going to throw in a few pathology slides to break the monotomy.'