Waterslide Lovers Gifts

Well, we're not animals.

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Wine taster with mineral water

Log Ride

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

"Another successful year!"

When Seniors Fly

'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).

'Too steep, eh Earl?'

Extreme Bowling.

"Have you tried jet skiing? - I've never seen an unhappy jet skier."

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

In a shrewd business move, Hell enters the family amusement park industry.

Freudian slide

Business Slides.

"I'm in good shape. . . I fitness swim up a waterfall!"

And now bring the girls!

Man fishing from his boat on one side while all the fish dance on the other side

Fierce neighbourhood competition

"What can I say. . . he likes the hose."

Glissando!

"Hot sun, metal slide . . . not a good combination!"

'Would you like you water from the Indian or the Chinese side of the Himalayas?'

Purified Water. Look at these prices! Distilled waters run steep!

"You can have anything you want on your birthday, dear ... except bracelets."

'It's broken.'

'I wonder if he's going to throw in a few pathology slides to break the monotomy.'

'Oh boy, someone's in trouble!'