Water Slide Lover Gifts

'Oh boy, someone's in trouble!'

Extreme Bowling.

Bring your own inflatable.

Leak in the fish tank.

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Lifesaver!

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

A family playing in the sea

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

Freddie's water

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

Children playing around a water pump

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

"Another successful year!"

Oil Spill in the Bath.

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

'Too steep, eh Earl?'