Water Slide Aficionado Gifts

Mobsters sending a victim down a water slide wearing cement shoes

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

Log Ride

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Making fun of Starfish.

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

Water Slide

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

Oil Spill in the Bath.

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"Another successful year!"

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

'Too steep, eh Earl?'

"We thought it would be more fun than just walking the plank."

'Not that sort of pool party.'

Extreme Bowling.

In a shrewd business move, Hell enters the family amusement park industry.

'Oh, mooom! Salesman-om-a-diving-trip again? Man, I'm really longing for the end of the holiday season!'

Business Slides.

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

Freudian slide

Well, we're not animals.

Captain Pointy No.23 - Stuck on a stakeout

Water Slide - Swimsuit Extraction

"I'm in good shape. . . I fitness swim up a waterfall!"

"The resort has a pool-bar! Oh goody, book it!"

"It's the deep end."