Water Slides Gifts

In a shrewd business move, Hell enters the family amusement park industry.

Mythology Amusement Park. It's closing time, but some of the customers won't leave. Closing time 6PM. Narcussus in still in the hall of mirrors. Poseidon won't get off the waterslide. And Aphrodite is in the tunnel of love. Let's get Zeus to help us. They have to do whatever he says, he's the god of the sky! Not anymore --- He's riding the parachute jump!

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Office Park

Log Ride

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.

Children playing around a water pump

Tunnel of love waterfall

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

The night before the big meeting Frank receives a visit from the PowerPoint Fairy

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

"Another successful year!"

Teach Love

"Now go out there and give not just a good powerpoint presentation, but a great powerpoint presentation!!"

'Too steep, eh Earl?'

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

Fisher being dragged along by catch.

Extreme Bowling.

"We thought it would be more fun than just walking the plank."

Business Slides.

Freudian slide

Well, we're not animals.

"Why is this called a wading pool?"

"Hot sun, metal slide . . . not a good combination!"

Glissando!

Bringing even more fun and excitement to the game, major League Baseball places Slip N Slides in front of second, third and home.

'I wonder if he's going to throw in a few pathology slides to break the monotomy.'

'Oh boy, someone's in trouble!'

'What I miss most is running through the sprinkler.'

A woman glides down a water slide

"No, you don't log onto it. You get on it."