Slide Enthusiasts Gifts

Kids - who'd have em?

"This never happened."

Office Park

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

'Why Walter!! Are you getting fresh?!!'

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

"Now go out there and give not just a good powerpoint presentation, but a great powerpoint presentation!!"

"Another successful year!"

Skier leaves his skis behind.

'Too steep, eh Earl?'

Extreme Bowling.

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."

Captain Pointy No.23 - Stuck on a stakeout

A Very Freudian Slip

Business Slides.

And now bring the girls!

Freudian slide

'It's a nice course. I just wish it wasn't so close to the airport.'

"Yes, the climb was hard work, but the glide down will be amazing! Geronimo!"

Swing time.

"Hot sun, metal slide . . . not a good combination!"

Super high bounce trampoline park

'Have you ever thought about getting a post office box in town, Bob?'

Glissando!

'It's broken.'

'I wonder if he's going to throw in a few pathology slides to break the monotomy.'

'Oh boy, someone's in trouble!'

Tunnel of Laundry.

A man is mopping a floor with a banana peel mop and a bucket of oil.

"Thank goodness I convinced them to put this playground outside of the courthouse. Now it feels like recess."

"No, you don't log onto it. You get on it."