Slide Session Enthusiast Gifts

I like wearing masks during his presentations. No one can see my chronic yawning.

'You forget, I'm a blackbelt in powerpoint.'

"It only goes forwards and backwards. So, you won't need a GPS."

Repurposing the aqueducts of Ancient Rome.

Swinging

"Maths is easy because it's so logical. 2 + 2 obviously equals 22."

Office Park

"Ok, so I go back and forth… Then what?"

Swing

"Recess is over, Your Honor."

'You must all promise never to divulge what you are about to see.'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

'Where's my horse?'

A bride and a groom on a swing

The inventor of the Slip 'n Slide becomes a father.

Automatic swing machine

Stone henge swing.

'And now over to Mike for the video presentation...Mike?...Mike?'

"If I had it all to do over again, I would have liked to be the King of Swing."

'Let's give it a whirl. Swing is back!'

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

"Now go out there and give not just a good powerpoint presentation, but a great powerpoint presentation!!"

Golfers lost on the road

'Grown-ups sure make playing a lot of work.'

Golf

"This is where I come to unwind."

"Another successful year!"

Health & Safety Official Tester.

'Too steep, eh Earl?'

"Relax and enjoy the game! Relax and enjoy the game!..."

Time Tree

"Do you ever think of getting married?"

"Great first glide son! Oh, by the way, remind me to teach you how to land tomorrow..."