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Mobsters sending a victim down a water slide wearing cement shoes

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

Early on, Billy learned the value of a good slide presentation.

Man ready to throw water over people in the Tunnel of Love.

Water Slide

Making fun of Starfish.

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

Emergency Slide Height Limit.

How the bones got into the Le Brea Tar Pits

Caution wet floors. . . Caution DRY ceilings.

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

Oil Spill in the Bath.

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

"Another successful year!"

'Too steep, eh Earl?'

"We thought it would be more fun than just walking the plank."

Extreme Bowling.

'Not that sort of pool party.'

In a shrewd business move, Hell enters the family amusement park industry.

'Oh, mooom! Salesman-om-a-diving-trip again? Man, I'm really longing for the end of the holiday season!'

Captain Pointy No.23 - Stuck on a stakeout

Water Slide - Swimsuit Extraction

Quick Sand and Slow Sand

"The resort has a pool-bar! Oh goody, book it!"

"I'm in good shape. . . I fitness swim up a waterfall!"

Business Slides.

Freudian slide

"It's the deep end."

'Mom, I'm going to play in the sprinklers.'