Water Play Aficionado T-Shirts

Urine sample

"Tommy!"

Bring your own inflatable.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Lifesaver!

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

A Couple in A Speedboat.

Making fun of Starfish.

Walking the Plank.

A family playing in the sea

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Children playing around a water pump

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

Freddie's water

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

Oil Spill in the Bath.

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

Spring Water