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Urine sample

Bring your own inflatable.

"Tommy!"

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

Lifesaver!

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

Making fun of Starfish.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Walking the Plank.

A family playing in the sea

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Children playing around a water pump

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

Freddie's water

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

"Gladys, look! My kids made me a card for Mother's Day!"

"I was so shy I hid to sound her out. When the echo came back, she sounded really good looking, and the rest, is history..."

Oil Spill in the Bath.

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."