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"It's the deep end."

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

Oil Spill in the Bath.

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

Bring your own inflatable.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"Getting the hang of it?"

Lifesaver!

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Wine taster with mineral water

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

The waterslides are fun, but the water seesaw, not so much.

Walking the Plank.

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

A family playing in the sea

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

Freddie's water

'But, Mom - I am watering the garden just like you told me!'

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

Children playing around a water pump

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'