Water Play Enthusiast Gifts

"It's the deep end."

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

Oil Spill in the Bath.

Bring your own inflatable.

Periscope spies beautiful water-skier.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

Lifesaver!

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

Wine taster with mineral water

A Couple in A Speedboat.

Frank, this is carrying safe sex too far.

A family playing in the sea

Walking the Plank.

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Children playing around a water pump

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

Freddie's water

"Maybe we should consider changing the name."

'But, Mom - I am watering the garden just like you told me!'

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

'When an outboard goes overboard'