Water Fun Lover Gifts

'This isn't quite what I had in mind when you invited me into your car pool!'

'I didn't know you had a heated pool!'

Bring your own inflatable.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

"They're so like us."

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

Leak in the fish tank.

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

Lifesaver!

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Wine taster with mineral water

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

A family playing in the sea

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Freddie's water

Children playing around a water pump

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

When Seniors Fly

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

'When an outboard goes overboard'

Oil Spill in the Bath.