Water Fun Lover Gifts

'This isn't quite what I had in mind when you invited me into your car pool!'

'I didn't know you had a heated pool!'

Bring your own inflatable.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"They're so like us."

Leak in the fish tank.

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

Lifesaver!

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

Wine taster with mineral water

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

A family playing in the sea

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Children playing around a water pump

Freddie's water

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

Oil Spill in the Bath.

'When an outboard goes overboard'