Water Play Enthusiasts Gifts

No caption. (Frank is holding hose. A loop-de-loop behind his is matched by a loop-de-loop in the water coming out of the hose.)

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

Bring your own inflatable.

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'I told you we should have done the balloon toss.'

Lifesaver!

Wine taster with mineral water

"I've always wanted to live on a lake so I can go boating and fishing. Since we don't live on a lake, I thought I'd make my own."

A Couple in A Speedboat.

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"Can we get a bigger pool to accommodate all my floats?"

A family playing in the sea

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

Walking the Plank.

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

'Ooops. Wonder if I can claim El Nino caused a surge in water pressure?'

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

"Row, row, row your boat, gently down the stream. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily..."

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Children playing around a water pump

Freddie's water

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Synchronized Swim Team - Shark in the Water.

Swimming Champion.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

'Hey, waterfall ahead! Should I jump? Oh, what the heck, life is full of ups and downs.'

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

'When an outboard goes overboard'

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

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