Water Play Gifts

'What I miss most is running through the sprinkler.'

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

Children playing around a water pump

'He doesn't use drinking fountains. He can't swim.'

Policeman chases kids away from fire hydrant, then plays in their place.

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"Why is this called a wading pool?"

Remote control pirate bully

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Chase me, chase me cows.

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

"Tommy!"

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

Mittens is challenged by the string.

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

Boy rolled into a snowball

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

"I'm bored."

Snow Devil

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

'At lone at last.'

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"

"So, what do you do for play?"

'The kids were so sweet...'

Swinging

Rocking Horse

I love your enthusiasm, girls, but we're not opening a can of whoop-ANYTHING.