Water Play Gifts

'What I miss most is running through the sprinkler.'

"The inflatable pool is a harsh mistress."

Children playing around a water pump

'He doesn't use drinking fountains. He can't swim.'

Policeman chases kids away from fire hydrant, then plays in their place.

'Oh grow up !' (Child annoying old couple drinking from fountain of youth).

Upper class child with toy cruise ship.

"Why is this called a wading pool?"

Remote control pirate bully

Chase me, chase me cows.

'Call for you on the cream corn line.'

Children disturbing a heart rate reading.

"Tommy!"

'I was just playing rodeo and breaking horses.'

'My imaginary playmate can whip your imaginary playmate!'

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

'I play so hard that I have no time to work hard.'

'I don't know what 'peer pressure' is, but it makes a GREAT excuse!'

Mittens is challenged by the string.

Child laughs while making farting sound under arm. Dad says, 'Isn't it nice when they find something they're good at?

'How do you like my two-tone car?'

"Think of it as a big puddle."

Boy rolled into a snowball

he tries to fly all the time but actually never gets airborne

"I'm bored."

"I'm busy this afternoon, but I can crayon you in for Saturday."

Snow Devil

'I don't see why I have to pick it up. I'm not responsible for the law of gravity.'

Only a penny! A sensible and ingenious toy for children.

Swinging

"Shootout at the Soapy Canal"

"So, what do you do for play?"

Dog Park / Cat Park

Dog helps girl jumprope with wagging tail affixed to rope.

"This is so fun - I've been wagging my tail so much my cheeks hurt!"