Water Enthusiast Gifts

'Be patient, a few more strokes and I'll soon have the momentum going.'

Bottled water. Free sample.

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

'I think we have a possible case of death by overdose.'

Two water wells with buckets one marked 'Hot' and 'Cold'

Water: Regular, Premium and Ultra.

"Oh, I forget to deposit my paycheck. Can you stop by a river bank?"

Drinking enough water is important, but I think you're maybe taking it too far!"

Drinking water: Mountain Spring / Sparkle Creek / Garden Hose.

Bottled water - Spring, sparkle and classic.

Swimming Champion.

Water/Still water/Not water any more.

"Let the shark out."

"But I don't need to take swimming lessons. I did an online course."

'Water? Still? Sparkling? Mountain? Hill? Bottle? Tap? Warm? Cold? Ice? Lemon?'

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

Lifesaver!

"It's mineral water, sir - of course there are rocks and sand in it."

Spring Water

Canoe.

Man drinking lots of water

He drinks only bottled water.

'I wish you would learn how to swim!'

'Let me know if you notice the water level going down.'

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

Neck Band - Life Preserver

'Right Sir, here we go...'

"You're all invited to my birthday party, and yes, there will be plenty of water games!"

"Let's have a detox binge!!"

"You're collecting for the local swimming pool? - Here, this is for you...!"

"I'm doing backstroke because you said we shouldn't swim on a full stomach!"

First Dive

Water Skiing Wedding

Highgate Pond

'Last night I dreamed I drove through a car wash with all the windows open!'