Water Aficionados Gifts

Purified Water. Look at these prices! Distilled waters run steep!

'Would you like you water from the Indian or the Chinese side of the Himalayas?'

Bring your own inflatable.

Piranhaclaus

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

Lifesaver!

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

Wine taster with mineral water

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

A family playing in the sea

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

"I thought it was deeper here."

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

Children playing around a water pump

Freddie's water

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

'Dang! The water's expired.' (Spring Water).

Spring Water

Water.

"Have you tried jet skiing? - I've never seen an unhappy jet skier."

'Not that sort of pool party.'

'And what seems to be wrong with the sprayer, sir?'

'Charity sends her thanks!'