Water Lovers Gifts

Pool Sample

"Have you tried jet skiing? - I've never seen an unhappy jet skier."

Bring your own inflatable.

Water Gardening: One thing is certain - you will find the peace and tranquility of water an almost irresistible attraction.

"They're so like us."

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

Leak in the fish tank.

"This might surprise you, but not everyone finds the smell of a rain-soaked world invigorating."

The Old Lady Bobbing-Around-In-The-Ocean Classic.

Fishing boat.

"Thanks for calling it skinnydipping."

Lifesaver!

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"I admire your patience, Fred, but c'mon!"

Wine taster with mineral water

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

Boy asking for bathing machine to be taken out deep so he can dive in.

A family playing in the sea

"It's right here in the brochure: 'Be sure to tip your fishing guide.'"

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

Sooners! Opening day of fishing.

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

Children playing around a water pump

Freddie's water

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

At Michawl Phelps' baptism.