Aquatic Lovers Gifts

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

"They're so like us."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"Lets find another beach, this one has too much competition."

'You look gorgeous, honey! I love it when you wear your tentacles 'up'.'

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Fishing boat.

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Bummer Dude! No waves. Moondoggie punked me!'

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Wine taster with mineral water

'One hundred and forty? You don't look a day over one hundred and thirty nine!'

"He chases submarines."

Romance on the Yacht

'Miss Wislson please bring me my spear gun.'

'The 79 cent fish ate the $2.50 fish - shall I charge him $3.29 for it now?'

"I thought it was deeper here."

'Jimmie,it's not nice to call someone a bigmouth.'

'Do you make fish cakes? It's his birthday!'

Sunset

'The urge to spawn comes from the desire to hear the pitter-patter of tiny fins.'

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

"He never takes me anywhere."

'...and I also feel guilty for smelling up your office.'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"What is it about the firm's global presence that most appealed to you?"

Listen, just focus on making it to the sea – You can worry about what you'll do with the rest of your life later.

'Who says octopuses can't tango? We were doing great until I ate the trumpet player.'

"Guys, remember, no feeding frenzy: Leave some for Grandpa to chew on..."

"I moved to the coast to get away from the Inland Revenue..."

'There you are -- I've been looking all OVER for you!'