Aquatic Activities Lover Gifts

Fish snorkling above water.

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Bring your own inflatable.

"If oceans are absorbing more carbon dioxide, why isn't this water fizzy?"

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"They're so like us."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

Lifesaver!

Golf Hole at bottom of lake.

For the Wilsons, Gold Medalists Los Angeles '84, bathtime was always a ritual.

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

A Couple in A Speedboat.

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

'Well, I thought crankbaits made really great stocking stuffers.'

A family playing in the sea

"He chases submarines."

Polo player on an inflatable horse.

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

'When I said attached the anchor to something heavy I didn't mean your Uncle Barry!'

FISH ESCAPE.

Children playing around a water pump

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

"He never takes me anywhere."

Freddie's water

Why there are no Slug Surfing Champs: Premature Dissolving in Salt Water.

"Warning! Not to be used as a life saving device."

Student in the middle of an exam realises he has accidentally picked up dumb water.

Swimming Champion.

'Dad demonstrates for an hour and then we go home - what happens in your swimming lessons?'

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

"If you drink eight glasses of water every day, you'll due fully hydrated."

'When an outboard goes overboard'