Aquatic Animal Lover Gifts

Octopus Juggling Balls

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

It is essential not to overcrowd a tank as this can cause serious problems...

"He's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes...like a DOLL'S EYES!!"

"They're so like us."

'Don't bite. They're trolling again.'

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

'It's a common misconception, but it's always been three fishes.'

"What are you talking about? We don’t even have a toilet seat!"

"I think it was good for me. Was it good for you?"

"If I survive this holiday, I'm moving to a pond."

Fish Baptism is by full emersion

"He chases submarines."

"I'll give you a big wet kiss.. "

"We have to get out of here! They're saying boil ALL water!"

'No, we don't have any tuna FISH, but we do have salmon FISH, trout FISH, and catfish FISH.'

Whale-to-whale resuscitation

Fish swimming in a pint of beer.

Piranhas' Mounted Trophies

"He never takes me anywhere."

'The oceans are vast, yet we never go anywhere!'

"What's the name of our sea?"

Astronaut fishbowl.

Dolphin wins the swimming competition.

Summer Sketches - A Sea Lion

"Ooh, this one sounds interesting, 'Single, vegetarian, bulbous, with moves like a lava lamp.'"

How do fish get to work?

"...I hope she doesn't notice that I'm drooling."

Mandatory mask use

'From what you describe, it looks like it's my dad who has the Maternal Instinct...'

Human Fingers: The Fish World's version of Fish Fingers.

"Freedom's just another word for nothing left to lose."

"Great. Now I have to worry about my weight."