Aquatic Animals Enthusiasts Gifts

"I don't do windows."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

The Zoo.

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

Seagiraffes

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Horror movies

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

"First date hairball... awkward."

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

Piranhaclaus

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

Cat in a flap

"Tallyho!"

The Trojan Beagle.

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

'That's what I thought, finances are tight: She's switched to no-name cat food...'

"Did you remember to take the trash in?"