Aquatic Animals Enthusiasts Pillows

"I don't do windows."

"We found the poor thing stranded on the beach last summer and decided to adopt it."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

The Zoo.

"He was overly socialized as a puppy."

'It's a deal, lets sniff bottoms!'

A baby duck in a tiny car seat on the mother duck's back.

Seagiraffes

"They're wearing cameras. How humiliating."

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

"The Lord works in mysterious ways, I mean, alpacas? What are they? It’s like Bob Seger mated with a llama."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I decided to go all out on the house decorations this year."

Horror movies

"I told you playing Pin the Tail on the Donkey was a dumb idea."

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Pirate Squirrels Looking for Buried Treasure

"...and your ears! They're like silk purses!"

Girl wags her pony tail as dog wags his tail.

"The hyenas started it."

'You can't be serious! They wash you by dipping you in a tub of water! That's horrible!'

Piranhaclaus

Boy with a whale: 'He followed me home, Dad, can I keep him?'

'The problem is, she's so damn crabby.'

"The cat told me to eat your homework."

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Hang on a minute: What does 'IVF' mean?!'

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

The Trojan Beagle.

Cat in a flap

'Bloody favouritism I call it.'

Endangered wildlife 'Lost' posters stuck on trees surrounded by rubbish

"Tallyho!"

Fish that snore, and the tragic lives of those who care.

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."