Aquatic Animals Fans Pillows

"Oddly enough, It was swimming that hurt my back."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Wolf Karaoke

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Fresh fish

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Hot Dog Animals: $2

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

"I'm your Furry Godmother."

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'