Aquatic Animals Fans Gifts

"Oddly enough, It was swimming that hurt my back."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

Wolf Karaoke

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

Fish with a human in a bowl.

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

I told you we were late!

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'That's our Rex - he loves to dog paddle.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

Hot Dog Animals: $2

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Fresh fish

'This is a real barnburner.'

"Have you mistakenly put dog food in the bird feeder?"

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'