Aquatic Animal Fans Gifts

"I have put on a few pounds, but it's mostly water weight."

"Fish needs a bigger bowl."

'The proliferation of bird watchers make me more and more self-conscious...'

"Another dry scotch Manhattan, Mike. Make it a double."

'This might be the common ground we've been looking for.'

Head over Hooves

"Happy St Patrick’s Day"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"I offer emotional support and companionship for those with PTSD." "I detect cancer and other human diseases by scent detection." "I squeak-fart when startled."

Wolf Karaoke

Fish with a human in a bowl.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Fish Tank Label - Corporation Fish

I told you we were late!

Three lanes of traffic with the first two lanes crowded with turtles. The third lane (to the left) a couple rabbits speeding along without any traffic. An easy pass sign has carrots replacing dollars.

'They took my Science Fair Award away. They said I ate too much fish, which is brainfood. So, it was like I was on mental steroids.'

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'I just know I'm going to get a bite soon.'

Fish, singing: 'I'm a sole man..'

'Well, back to the old drawing board.'

'Those fish-oil treatments doing your arthritis any good?'

Bessy had won the 100m sprint... but many suspected Steeroid abuse!

'You've got to help my son, Doctor — he's joined a cult that crawls up on beaches!'

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

'The worst thing about it is I'm claustrophobic.'

Hot Dog Animals: $2

'Too bad we're not pay-per-view.'

Fresh fish

"Stop squawking. Use your words."

"No need for stage fright, it's just a documentary crew: be yourself..."

'This is a real barnburner.'

'To think we used to complain about a little flotsam and jetsam.'