Aquarium Fans Gifts

"Just one I'd like to see a menu."

Cat dons scuba gear to go after fish in aquarium.

'In our day, we had to squeeze rubber balls on horns with our mouths to hear music.'

"I'm trying to live each day like it was my last!"

"Bad news, Milton. Some hacker broke into our files, and mixed our fresh-water fish with our salt-water fish."

'Okay, ladies! We're not just going to burn those calories, we're going to drown them!'

Horror movies

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

"I don't do windows."

"Tunnel of love"

"Larry, nooo! Don't look into the BOWL!!!"

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'I'm tired of this bread and water diet.'

Bottle-nosed Dolphins.

I read on Candorville.com that was rank 29,705th in the world when it comes to attention spans. What? Aren't there only 196 countries? The article didn't just include human countries. It included the various animal kingdoms and the plant republics. Did you know that Americans have an eight-second attention span ... but the goldfish who live in little Lionel Brown's aquarium kingdom at 1492 MLK Way in Candorville have a nine-second attention span? Are you sure you weren't reading a humor column?

Tunnel of Whale Guts

'I can't find a dry martini anywhere.'

Taking goldfish for a walk.

Fish mobsters.

Fish tank filled with sardines.

"This place could use a moat!"

A house cat fishes in a goldfish bowl

'I'm trying to toilet train them.'

Drinking Companions

'I haven't been able to go to sleep in this new bowl.'

FISH ESCAPE.

"Do you realize what the sodium content of this water is?"

One of a kind.

Fish swimming around inside drip.

Penguins at a zoo stare at a floating penguin-shaped helium balloon held by a child.

"When the boss says jump, I say how high."

"I don't think you fully thought out your escape plan!" "Meow..."

But Darling, how could I possibly have an affair?

"It's just me, the algae-eater. Mind if I tidy up a bit in here?"