Aquarium Fan Gifts

'Freedom!'

'Dad, this is my friend Ted: Promise me you won't eat him like the last friend I played with...'

Fish swallowing other fish.

You'll have to speak up, I can't hear a word you're saying!

Sharks of the World,number 3: The Grey Nurse - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.

'Don't be too sad. Sure, she was special, but there are plenty more fish in the sea.'

"I don't do windows."

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Yoyo sheep

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"Tunnel of love"

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

"Hey Dad! Look what I got! Can I keep it?"

"I know you're thinking it. Don't say it!"

"He's a phony - made of all those new fat substitutes."

"We raise our beef humanely."

Kisses--Sniff Your A-hole.

"Yes, Daisy, Buttercup and Violet: our farmer likes flowers. . ."

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

'I told her not to follow me!'

Marine Band

Using dogs as greeters at church was a failed experiment.

Baby beluga, middle child beluga, firstborn beluga

"I think that scary music they play when we are the movie screen is hurting our image."