Aquarium Fan Pillows

'Freedom!'

'Dad, this is my friend Ted: Promise me you won't eat him like the last friend I played with...'

Fish swallowing other fish.

You'll have to speak up, I can't hear a word you're saying!

Sharks of the World,number 3: The Grey Nurse - A Grey Nurse Shark wearing a Nurse's uniform.

'Don't be too sad. Sure, she was special, but there are plenty more fish in the sea.'

"I don't do windows."

"When did you start playing gangster rap?"

"They communicate through clicks and taps."

Yoyo sheep

"Wrong window. I’m a sea lion. You need an otter."

"Tunnel of love"

'Don't you have a better escape plan than that?'

'Remember to eat your 500,000 a day son!'

Tunnel of Whale Guts

Despite Having Given Up His Veterinary Practice George liked To Keep His Hand In...

'This'll save a couple of journeys!'

Fish mobsters.

'It's the cows. They can't get past a cattle guard.'

So? You snort when you laugh, too.

Free Range Eggs - ""I've decided to sell up. I'm having trouble making hens meet."

That's my summer place.

'I got the job, Mom. You always said I'd make a living with my hands.'

'Is it true you're covered in genuine pigskin?'

A Cat about to smash into a Goldfish Aquarium for a meal.

You can always tell animals trained by 4H kids.

Scotsman Playing Cow Bagpipes.

U.S. Farm Production: Cup Runneth Over.

'It's nice in a roundabout sort of way.'

Tunnel of Love, Niagara Falls, NY.

"He's a phony - made of all those new fat substitutes."

"Hey Dad! Look what I got! Can I keep it?"

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"I know you're thinking it. Don't say it!"

"We raise our beef humanely."