Fountain Fan Gifts

The fountain of youths.

Bob? Fountain of Youth.

'He doesn't use drinking fountains. He can't swim.'

'To be honest, I'm sorry I ever asked him for a water feature. . .'

"Well, isn't that embarrassing."

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"I just love how wet you've made things in here."

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'Hey, want to go to the beach ...I mean ...the birdbath?'

'They're dog roses!'

Garden pond: mosquito breeding ground

Stationers' sign leaking ink onto a passer-by.

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Say it with flowers: It!

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

Bee in flight.

'Um. . . I don't think that's a candy bar.'

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'

The Deer of Spring.

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

Antiques

'Gurkenman! The fact that you've got a height-adjustable desk does not mean that you've been promoted into a higher position!'

"Lisa, your playdate is here!"

Ovalifolium Longifora

Male elephant giving female flowers and LOTS of candy.