Fireplace Fan Gifts

'It's called fire - it recycles wood!'

'I don't care what you say.. it's too cold to stand out there.'

"Wow. That Phil sure is lucky to be indoors on a night like this!"

"Another interesting feature of this apartment is the working fireplace."

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

A pig warming himself before a coal fire.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

101 uses of a dead cat: toast fork

'In retrospect, maybe we should have gone for the smaller fireplace.'

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

Ol' Man Winter in a stocking.

Skier

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Good News about winter

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

'They're dog roses!'

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Say it with flowers: It!

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Bee in flight.

"Love your ambiance!"

The Deer of Spring.

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'