Fireplace Fan Gifts

'It's called fire - it recycles wood!'

'I don't care what you say.. it's too cold to stand out there.'

"Wow. That Phil sure is lucky to be indoors on a night like this!"

"Another interesting feature of this apartment is the working fireplace."

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

A pig warming himself before a coal fire.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

101 uses of a dead cat: toast fork

'In retrospect, maybe we should have gone for the smaller fireplace.'

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

Ol' Man Winter in a stocking.

Skier

Plants Cheer as They Get Watered.

Good News about winter

"Petting zoo" "Heavy petting zoo"

Before I can stop and smell the roses, I need time to stop and plant the @#$% roses.

Greenfingers.

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

'They're dog roses!'

'Oh, thank you, Neville. If I had lips, I'd kiss you.'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

Say it with flowers - available in any language.

Bird collecting furniture for it's home.

Say it with flowers: It!

'My real name is Bellis Perennis, but you can call me Daisy!'

'Hold on, Bob. I'm downshifting.'

"It's beautiful. I'm just not sure it's $800 beautiful."

'Remember our natural predators are bats, birds,frogs and kids with jars.'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

Bee in flight.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

'My best friend threw her bouquet to me at her wedding, and I ATE it'