Fire-making Fan Gifts

"Have you tried using one of these?"

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"Love your ambiance!"

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Bath Bonfire

Donald Trump

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

July 5...payback.

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

"Is the light bothering you?"

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

'You know, dad...a campfire is nature's TV, but with only one channel.'

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

'We've created fire! We're Gods!'

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."

"In case you had any doubts, Holbrook, you're fired!"

'Hey, Mr. Harris, I've got your fresh fire wood here, where do you want it?'

'You call that a firecracker?'

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.