Fire-making Fan Pillows

Donald Trump Playing Golf With Hair On Fire

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

'I think it's more than a coincidence that I discover fire, and my wife discovers burnt food on the same day.'

Astronaut finds used firework on the moon.

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"Love your ambiance!"

'I'm afraid this is going to lead to regulation of my invention.'

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

"Who wants to help me with the fireworks this year?"

'Here go, Thegla... It recipe you ask for.'

Donald Trump

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."

"At first I was homesick....now I'll probably be campsick for awhile!"

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

Bath Bonfire

"As soon as our state legalizes fireworks, gay marriage, and marijuana - I'm going to start throwing awesome parties you're not invited to."

Man with giant firework strapped to his back has colleague light the fuse

July 5...payback.

"Mom forbids me to have fireworks. She gave me this cereal instead!"

'You know, dad...a campfire is nature's TV, but with only one channel.'

"Is the light bothering you?"

'I was on my way to see why so many people were gathered in the park when the fireworks started...'

"In case you had any doubts, Holbrook, you're fired!"

'Hey, Mr. Harris, I've got your fresh fire wood here, where do you want it?'

"You're right. Watching them celebrate freedom before we abduct them is fun."

Dog in front of fire, wearing slippers, reading paper, smoking pipe, with tea and bones. Owner says: 'Stay!'

'You call that a firecracker?'

'Excuse me, could I borrow a light?'

Self-driving fire engine...quickly responds to an alarm.

"I think he stood on a nettle."