Campfire Fan Gifts

Early 3D home entertainment systems.

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Desert Island BBQ

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'The Torch Holder'.

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

Roasting the Moneybox

"Over millions of years, carbon turns to diamond. Yet it took dad plus his grill mere minutes to turn last night's marinated chicken into that carbon."

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Hen, pig and cow sunbathing turn into fried egg,bacon and burger.

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Flash Cuisine

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

public toilet in the woods

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

Creepy Camp Stories.

"It's much cheaper than hotels."

'Is the fire included?'

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

'I am prosecuting you for a breach of article 5 of the explosives act, storing black powder in a dangerous manor on unlicensed premises.'

Marshmallow Roast

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

"First camping trip, Billy?"

"Before rising all the way to the executive suite, the fire had its modest start in the company mailroom."