Campfire Fans Gifts

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

'Garfield has told the oil companies to go to hell.'

"Here's one: 'Youth Frisbee Camp', from 9 a.m. to 3 p.m. on Tuesdays." "Naw... Go back to that first one, for 'early chewers', wasn't that one a sleep-over camp?"

"There it was again...SOOIE! And then she realized the pig call was coming from inside the house!"

'I'm not sure which I like best - the fake fire or the fake man with brandy glass in front of it.'

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

Roasting the Moneybox

'The Torch Holder'.

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Flash Cuisine

"Wow, Grog, fire and drawings. This is quite an entertainment center you have here."

'You're gonna love it son! We'll leave our homes for a few days and live in the great outdoors'

Portrait sweating above a fireplace

public toilet in the woods

'An no one heard him scream when they screwed on the pump and slowly drained all his vital fluids...'

"It's much cheaper than hotels."

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Creepy Camp Stories.

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

'Is the fire included?'

The segway RV.

"First camping trip, Billy?"

'For the life of me I can't see how cooking over a fire, bathing under a spigot and sleeping on the ground can be fun!'

Man around campfire Title: 'Ed is a fisherman who never lies. He tells all his stories sitting up.'

Marshmallow Roast

Now that we can't afford heating oil our pension check is finally good for something.

Caravan going one way, wheel going another.

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."