Campfire Enthusiasts Gifts

Bill, stop it! Feral cats don't purr!

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

Carrion Camping

"If our heating bill goes up because of this, I'm blaming you."

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Environmentally Friendly Tools: Blow Torches fueled by Boy Scouts and their Camp Fires.

'This sure beats being indoors for Christmas.'

'Remember only you can prevent forest fires.'

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

'I love our hideaway. I only wish we could find it.'

Desert Island BBQ

Sausages.

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

"We needn't have a fancy home, just a place to rest when we no longer roam."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Camping-Pong

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

Humans Queue To Use Portable Toilet While Dogs Queue To Use Tree Portable Toilet

A couple sit in front of their RV drinking wine while looking at birds sitting in front of a a small RV in a tree also drink wine.

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

Roasting the Moneybox

'The Torch Holder'.

'I mean...'

Dog with his own tent.

'Well, 2012 is the year of the dragon, after all!'

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

I love campsites!

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Reverse Mortgage.

"Oh Wow! Shooting star!"

"You took too long!"

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

'Oh dear, what a shame - It's raining again, Pam!'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.