Campfire Cooking Enthusiasts Gifts

Shashlyk

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

Sausages.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Holiday Supplies

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Pan Extension Chord

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

Roasting the Moneybox

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

Flash Cuisine

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

Pizza Rescue.

Cannibal recipes.

Nobody likes a smore loser

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

Creepy Camp Stories.

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."