Campfire Cooking Enthusiasts Gifts

Shashlyk

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Sausages.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

Holiday Supplies

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Pan Extension Chord

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

Roasting the Moneybox

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

"Just lemme finish my coffee."

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

Flash Cuisine

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

Creepy Camp Stories.

"You were right, Louis. . . I was cold before, but now it's warm and toasty."

Cannibal recipes.

Nobody likes a smore loser

Pizza Rescue.

'Is the fire included?'