Campfire Cuisine Connoisseur Gifts

"I'm calling it Cajun Blackened Chicken!"

Barbequer wears apron with 'Beer in -beer out' slogan.

Take seat. Nothing makes me happier than keeping people warm and cooking s'mores for them. Friendly fire.

"Alright! Whoa! Yes! More boiled food!"

Sausages.

'Now Featuring Gas-Fired Microwave Campfires!'

'Any wilderness skills besides making smores?'

"Lori, out here it's my kitchen!"

Holiday Supplies

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

A marshmallow? Oh, no, thank you, I'm good.

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

'The Torch Holder'.

"It was a dark and stormy night, for the Wi-Fi was down."

Pan Extension Chord

This "fire" invention is taking more wood than we expected. The First Cost Overrun.

Roasting the Moneybox

"I said, 'Fetch Chardonnay,' not 'Riesling.'"

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

'Aren't these marshmallows just going to make us plumper for when the bears ultimately eat us?'

"Yes, we're stranded here... but think how healthier we are eating nothing but fish!"

'And then as the young rat turned around, he realized he was in the junior high, block one dissection class!'

Professor Algarth Zag, pioneer in fire research.

'Rubbing sticks together was a great idea. After 40 minutes, I'm so warm I don't need a fire!'

'Gary freaked out a bit and went way off the griddle.'

"Let’s not speak of this, Tommy – scouts’ honor?"

'It's called fire...it recycles wood.'

Flash Cuisine

"This one's really scary. It's about what's happening to my 401k."

Creepy Camp Stories.

"He must be a pro. He's got his own stick."

Nobody likes a smore loser

"and when they woke up, the kids discovered that the house had just one 19", black & white TV that only got... 3 channels."

Cannibal recipes.

Pizza Rescue.